So here’s the most random conversation I’ve ever had with a complete stranger… At least I’m assuming I don’t know this person. I don’t know the username certainly… But I wouldn’t put it past half the weird people I know to do this… Any ideas???
04:19] upendedsalmon: Let’s play Desert Bus together!
[04:19] ambika53: that’s pretty random
[04:20] upendedsalmon: what’s pretty random?
[04:20] ambika53: the random mesage from the person i don’t know, asking to play a game i’ve never heard of… it is a game right?
[04:21] upendedsalmon: which game?
[04:21] ambika53: desert bus?
[04:21] ambika53: i don’t know what that is
[04:21] upendedsalmon: me either
[04:21] ambika53: then why did you suggest to play it?
[04:22] upendedsalmon: i thought we could spend some quality time together
[04:23] ambika53: interesting thought. since we don’t knwo each other… when did you get that idea?
[04:23] upendedsalmon: well it’s better than abusing alcohol isn’t it?
[04:25] ambika53: i suppose. but there are a lot of better things to do than abuse alcohol. like read a book, or watch a movie, or sleep for instance. it IS 4:24
[04:25] upendedsalmon: i never watch movies at 4:24.
[04:25] upendedsalmon: as a rule.
[04:26] ambika53: i suppose that makes sense. But what about reading. a good book at 4:24.. can’t go wrong with that
[04:27] upendedsalmon: you can go wrong with some books
[04:27] ambika53: and how do i know you aren’t abusing the alcohol while talking to me
[04:27] ambika53: i suppose. but hopefully if it’s a bad book you wouldn’t read it
[04:28] upendedsalmon: you just….have to trust me…
[04:28] ambika53: how do i know i can trust a upended salmon?
[04:28] ambika53: especially an upended on?
[04:28] ambika53: *one
[04:28] upendedsalmon: exactly. what if you are surrounded by towers of only bad books?
[04:29] upendedsalmon: salmon are a noble species.
[04:29] upendedsalmon: they go against the GRAIN, man
[04:29] ambika53: indeed… but why did it get upended
[04:29] upendedsalmon: except the grain is a current
[04:29] upendedsalmon: and the current is of water.
[04:29] ambika53: and couldn’t you just rebel and knock the bad books away?
[04:30] upendedsalmon: if you want to be crushed by falling avalanches of books, sure.
[04:31] ambika53: but wouldn’t a death of books be better than a lot of over ways you could die?
[04:31] upendedsalmon: crushed little fish bones, scales all pressed between the pages
[04:31] ambika53: morbid, but could make some interesting art
[04:31] upendedsalmon: books would go to waste because no one would want to read a fishy book.
[04:32] ambika53: some might. someone who doesn’t get many books.
[04:32] upendedsalmon: they’d just get burned and thrown into the trash bags behind the library
[04:32] upendedsalmon: like poor people.
[04:33] upendedsalmon: they would just eat the books.
[04:33] ambika53: but there are so many people who would save the fishy books that i know. people that don’t see the fish
[04:33] ambika53: well then they are getting something good out of them
[04:33] ambika53: lots of fishy fiber
[04:33] upendedsalmon: but then they get all poisoned by the book bindings
[04:34] ambika53: not the book bindings of today
[04:34] upendedsalmon: do you know a lot of poor people, billy?
[04:34] ambika53: they may be poor but they have common sense
[04:34] ambika53: the middle of the book would be delicious
[04:34] upendedsalmon: i do not know many poor people.
[04:35] ambika53: not many poor people who would eat books, no
[04:35] ambika53: do you eat books?
[04:35] upendedsalmon: is the middle of the book where all the juices are stored?
[04:35] upendedsalmon: no, or they would fall on me.
[04:35] upendedsalmon: use your reasoning, billy!
[04:35] ambika53: possibly. do you prefer the middle of the book?
[04:36] upendedsalmon: you are the one who said the middle would be delicious
[04:37] upendedsalmon: billy, are you playing mind games with me.
[04:37] ambika53: well, it would be more delicious than a outside that woul dpoison you
[04:37] upendedsalmon: that’s true
[04:38] upendedsalmon: do you know any good bands billy?
[04:38] ambika53: i do, sally
[04:38] ambika53: yourself?
[04:39] upendedsalmon: i know some bands
[04:39] upendedsalmon: why did you call me sally LOL
[04:39] ambika53: why did you call me billy?
[04:39] upendedsalmon: you called yourself billy, billy.
[04:40] ambika53: honestly sally, i don’t recall ever doing that
[04:40] upendedsalmon: oh my goodness
[04:40] upendedsalmon: maybe my plan didn’t work. maybe i accidentally did abuse alcohol :[
[04:41] ambika53: well that would be concerning if that was true and you don’t remember
[04:41] upendedsalmon: yeah it would
[04:41] upendedsalmon: it’s just so hard to concentrate with all these books stacked around me
[04:42] ambika53: eat the middles and then knock them down
[04:42] upendedsalmon: maybe it would be safer to climb over them
[04:43] upendedsalmon: then i would be on top of them and they couldn’t fall on me because i would be above them
[04:43] ambika53: true, but that doesn’t mean you won’t fall in the climbing process and break a bone or eight
[04:43] ambika53: then what would you do
[04:43] upendedsalmon: i’m a pretty good climber though
[04:44] ambika53: in tower of books with broken limbs
[04:44] upendedsalmon: but i guess what i would do is make myself a bandage with some of the pages
[04:44] ambika53: have you ever climbed a tower of books though sally?
[04:44] ambika53: but they are all fishy i thought!
[04:44] ambika53: infection infection infection
[04:44] upendedsalmon: oh no you’re right i forgot
[04:45] upendedsalmon: i guess i’m stuck
[04:45] ambika53: and really who knows what is on the other side of that tower
[04:45] upendedsalmon: wait wait wait maybe if i started eating them, but started at the TOP of the stack so they wouldn’t fall on me
[04:45] ambika53: really in a world of fishy book towers you have to be careful
[04:45] upendedsalmon: that’s true. i have worried about that a little
[04:46] ambika53: but how are you going to get to the top without climbing and possibly obtaining fishy iinfection breakage
[04:46] upendedsalmon: yeah. i guess i could try standing up and see how tall the tower is
[04:46] ambika53: true true
[04:47] upendedsalmon: i’m not sure if i can reach the top books or not
[04:47] ambika53: honestly a fishy book tower with internet might not be the worse thing in the world.
[04:47] upendedsalmon: and i am getting pretty hungry
[04:47] ambika53: eat a book here and there
[04:48] ambika53: though i would recommend rationing…
[04:48] upendedsalmon: ok. i’ll just be careful about which books i choose.
[04:48] upendedsalmon: not get any of the ones that are vital to the structure of the tower
[04:48] ambika53: good plan… is the great gatsby in there? that’s a terrible book.. eat that one first if you see it
[04:49] upendedsalmon: i don’t see it.
[04:49] ambika53: okay…
[04:49] ambika53: how can it be a tower of bad books with out the great gatesby though…
[04:49] upendedsalmon: i see catcher in the rye and several dictionaries. and something in russian i think
[04:50] upendedsalmon: maybe it’s behind me
[04:50] ambika53: who constructed this thing… they have it all wrong…
[04:50] upendedsalmon: ok i found it i think
[04:50] upendedsalmon: but it’s a little dark
[04:50] ambika53: remind me to stock my tower of fishy bad books of different stuff
[04:51] upendedsalmon: hard to read
[04:51] ambika53: i thought you were eating it… not reading it…
[04:51] upendedsalmon: ok i will remind you.
[04:51] upendedsalmon: it’s hard to read the title
[04:51] upendedsalmon: but i think it is the great gatsby
[04:51] upendedsalmon: start in the middle right
[04:52] ambika53: oh… well does it look like a boring book your english teacher would assign?
[04:52] ambika53: if so… that’s it
[04:52] upendedsalmon: oh probably
[04:52] upendedsalmon: should i only eat half of it?
[04:52] ambika53: munch away… dont’ forget to not eat the cover
[04:52] ambika53: cover = bad…
[04:52] upendedsalmon: or a third or a sixteenth or something
[04:53] upendedsalmon: don’t eat the cover
[04:53] ambika53: yep… no cover…
[04:53] ambika53: the whole book is bad… have a taste of it all
[04:53] upendedsalmon: ok. oh righ because i can make a blanket out of the covers later thank you billy
[04:53] upendedsalmon: it tastes fishy
[04:53] ambika53: no problem sally
[04:54] upendedsalmon: oh man i just remembered i hate fish taste
[04:54] ambika53: better than ratty… since it was covered in fish…
[04:54] ambika53: do you hate being hungry more?
[04:54] upendedsalmon: oh i bet
[04:54] upendedsalmon: probably…
[04:55] upendedsalmon: i just wish they would come back for me.
[04:55] upendedsalmon: i didn’t think they would take so long
[04:55] ambika53: well when they arrive i would recommend shaking them a good bit, sally
[04:56] upendedsalmon: what if that knocked over the books though?
[04:56] upendedsalmon: we could all be crushed…and then the whole thing would have been for nothing
[04:56] ambika53: well how are you planning on them getting back in
[04:57] ambika53: or for that matter how did they get out…
[04:57] upendedsalmon: oh no
[04:57] upendedsalmon: you don’t think this is on purpose do you?
[04:57] upendedsalmon: i don’t remember. i was asleep.
[04:57] upendedsalmon: do you think they set me up, billy?
[04:57] ambika53: possibly sally possibly…
[04:58] upendedsalmon: i’m getting scared
[04:58] ambika53: now they deserve an extra good shake
[04:58] upendedsalmon: i shouldn’t have fallen asleep
[04:58] upendedsalmon: maybe that was when i accidentally abused alcohol..
[04:58] ambika53: well a fishy tower of bad books IS kinda boring
[05:00] upendedsalmon: yes..
[05:00] upendedsalmon: but i was doing my duty. but i was betrayed…
[05:00] upendedsalmon: maybe i shall shake them
[05:00] upendedsalmon: if they come back…
[05:00] ambika53: i would recommend it
[05:01] upendedsalmon: billy, i wish i knew what was going on
[05:02] ambika53: askjeeves?
There was more… *shrug* So strange… I wonder who they are…
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